|STUFFING, POTATOES, LIVING IN HARMONY
comic updated November 26, 2008
Stuffing instead of potatoes. What twisted mind
first put forth that horrible choice? It's the same as asking, "Do you want
us to shoot your wife, or your child?" Give me stuffing AND potatoes. There's
no rule against it.
I don't believe my family has ever prepared stuffing
INSIDE a bird. I know I haven't. I can only foresee that ending up as
a much soggier, gummier alternative to the decent, fluffable stuffing we
know today. I do not want stuffing pudding, nor do I want the various
intestinal parasites the in-bird cooking process is likely to
Why are we stuffing birds, anyway? We KILLED him;
as far as I'm concerned, that makes our victory complete. I see no reason
to further desecrate his corpse.
Unless we count gravy.
I'm pretty darned thankful, this year. Got a lot
to be grateful about. I wont do an item-by-item, though, which YOU can be
thankful about. It'd likely do us all well this year, when we're sitting
around the table, heads bowed, eyes closed -- excepting the occasional glance
over at our more-suspicious cousins who might well take advantage of an unguarded
moment to chuck something at us -- recession or not, we've still got it pretty
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