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Hsu and Chan are up for a little profit-minded God-playin’ when they genetically engineer live dinosaurs for their prehistoric theme park! Could their brilliant, flawlessly-thought-out scheme in any way possibly ever in a million years go awry somehow? Not by my reckoning! See everything go according to plan in “Cave of the Tyrant Lizard!”

5 pages, $0.99

You’d imagine, with several thousand years to work on his strategy, your average mummy would be able to come up with a better mode of attack than “the shuffle.” Granted that the complexities of modern ballistics weaponry might well escape a citizen of ancient Egypt, but they DID have spears, didn’t they?

30 pages, $2.50