|COUGH COUGH BLARG
Comic Updated October 8, 2008
The beginning of Fall would not be complete if
it did not also bring horrible, detrimental changes in one's humours. This
year, the tiny Sick Sprites (named after the popular beverage of the infirmed)
have seen fit to crawl into the back of my throat, dry out the area, and
then sand it down to an irritated, glowing sheen of
I'm sucking on a Cold-Eez right now which, as
their box states, are 'clinically proven to shorten the duration of
the common cold.' They are cherry flavor, though as a casual taster you might
be forgiven for suspectiong that they'd first soaked the cherry in wood-grain
alcohol and lighter fluid and coated it in ear wax. Whatever medicinal
value this concoction might have, if you make it through one, your cold
at least knows that you're SERIOUS.
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