| OH -- BABY,
				      TWO!
				       
				      December 05, 2007
				       
				      As an addendum to the whole baby
				      thing from yesterday, I have to make a shameful note that I am utterly entranced
				      with one of baby Annabelle's crib toys, a Fisher-Price 'Rainforest' collection
				      Waterfall Soother. So much so, I considered making an offer on it -- though,
				      it's just as well I held my tongue, as that gives me more time to come up
				      with a reasonable explanation as to why I would have an item displayed
				      prominently upon my desk with the words "Fisher-Price" stamped on
				      it.
				       
				      It's about the same size and shape
				      as a really thick clock, made to be mounted on the inside wall of a baby's
				      crib. It's basically a little, animated diarama of a very pre-schooly
				      representation of a rainforest, with a little monkey and tree frog that bob
				      in and out of the scenery, a little fish at the bottom -- suspended in actual
				      water -- that tilts when a little blower beneath it releases a small stream
				      of bubbles, and a constantly-glowing, blue waterfall in the background that
				      utilizes a not-overly-high-tech special effect to make the water appear to
				      fall. In other words, as I have just realized, there is no possible way that
				      I can describe this to you without making it sound like a baby's toy, which
				      is what it is. Dang. 
				       
				      With that said, the lighting on
				      this thing works wonderfully, as little flame-orange illumination fades in
				      and out on the various individual critters in the scene, and a soothing loop
				      of rainforest noises and water sounds play continuously at a variety of volume
				      settings. Basically, if Fisher-Price could slap this thing inside a shiny,
				      black 'executive' case, it'd be on desks all across corporate
				      America.
				       
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