Monday, December 31,
Auld acquaintance? Auld acquaintance
Ho ho ho ho! I kid my auld
acquaintances. How could I ever forget you? You're burned into my memory
like every other demoralizing failure and embarassment I've accumulated in
my life, held forever in place by the sector of my brain responsible for
wanting to bash my own head in with a hammer.
It's time to take stock of our
lives, dear readers. How's everybody doing? Are you where you want to be
Well, don't take it too hard;
nobody is. Heck, the first thing Superman thinks when he gets out of bed
is that he could stand to lose a few pounds. Discontent is the driving force
behind modern American industry. Which, itself, could stand to do a push-up
now and again.
I have the same old resolutions,
this New Year's; they're coming around for close to the fifteenth year, now.
Lose some weight, make more cash, learn more things, organize more efficiently,
make more schedules, stick TO more schedules... oh, and stop being so discontent.
Got a resolution? Drop it off
in the forum, we'll start a support group.