We're taking a short intermission from "The
Mummy's Tooth" from now until Christmas Day to bring you a very special holiday
episode of "The Otters!" I hope you enjoy this wee gift from me to you, but
there really isn't any compensation if you do not.
Four days till Christmas! And only two business
days, less if you have a cool employer! Are you ready? Have you finished
all your shopping? No? You poor, doomed fool, there's no hope for you.
Here's a last-minute shopping hint -- find
a department store that's open all night, like a Wal-Mart supercenter, and
go there at four A.M.. Since it's the weekend before Christmas, this wont
actually dilute the crowds at all, but a lot of the other people will have
overestimated their tolerance for early rising and will actually doze off
in the middle of the gigantic checkout lines, leaving you free to take their
More holiday tips tomorrow!