Norm's Friday Nite Sci-Fi Drive-In
Presents: TERROR OF THE SPACE WEREWOLF
Ted Strickland looked down at the savaged corpse
of Dr. Pollack, which Saul Carson was in the process of covering with a white
sheet -- something of a futile effort, as his body parts were scattered
haphazardly all over the laboratory floor.
"Betty, can you check and see if we have any
more doilies in the hall closet?" called Saul over his left shoulder. "If
you find any, just poke them in through the door; you girls shouldn't see
this."
Ted sighed. "Look, Saul, I know you want to
preserve the crime scene, but I think we all know what killed Dr. Pollack,
so let's just move what's left of him into a pile, use the one sheet, and
save ten dollars on the laundry bill."
Saul's muscles tensed; his brow furrowed. "How
do we know what killed him? How can any of us know? None of us were here!"
"One of us was here," said Ted,
reverentially kicking one of Dr. Pollack's severed hands into the pile in
the center of the room. Saul's face hardened and his eyes narrowed, but he
re-covered the mass that was once Dr. Pollack with the blood-stained sheet
and gingerly tucked the edges in with his toes.
"All right," said Ted, "You girls can come
in. The room's clear, now."
Betty Winsor and Donna Perkins entered the
laboratory cautiously.
"It was such a dreadful tragedy, about Dr.
Pollack, wasn't it?" Betty said nervously, her eyes sweeping the room. "So
soon after that horrible business with the first crew of the -- AAAAAAAAAAAAIGH!"
"Oh, right, forgot about that one," Ted groaned,
and slapped his forehead. He quickly picked Dr. Pollack's severed head up
off of the table and stashed it under the sheet. "I just got used to it sitting
up there, staring at us..."
"This isn't getting us anywhere!" Saul growled.
"That thing could come back at any time!"
"Not any time," said Ted calmly. He walked
to the window, where the comforting light of day was slowly retreating into
deepening shadow. He raised his hand and tapped on the glass, gesturing skyward.
"Only under the light of the full moon," he
said.
Donna looked at Ted, then to Saul and Betty.
"Ted, do you realize what you're saying?" she
asked. "It's the same nonsense Dr. Pollack was theorizing about yesterday
evening! You're talking about monsters and superstition!"
Ted looked balefully at the purple sky.
"Superstition," he said quietly. "Yes, I thought it was superstition, just
like we all did, when we heard the first report back from Lycanthrope One.
After all, what else would you expect from a mission launching a band of
gypsy astronauts into space? And when we heard about the first attacks,
naturally, we assumed that there'd simply been some sort of scuffle on-board
the rocket, some disagreement between gypsies over pipe tobacco or splitting
pickpocketing proceeds. But now, now I'm beginning to think that Dr. Pollack
was right!"
"Do you hear yourself?" Saul demanded angrily.
"You're talking about a living, breathing werewolf, here in the
Space Age!"
Ted looked back at him calmly, and puffed on
his pipe.
"Maybe I am talking about a werewolf."
He put up his hands in response to looks of incredulity that suddenly sprang
up on his companions' faces. "Oh, I don't mean in the traditional, folk-tale
sense, where a man bitten by a werewolf becomes one, himself, stalking human
prey under the light of the full moon. We're grown men, we've no time for
fairy tales. What I'm talking about is a nuclear aberration, born from cosmic
radiation. The gypsy astronauts no doubt took some of their wolf-skin blankets
up into the rocket with them -- once they reached orbit, it was inevitable
that some amount of cosmic radiation would leak into their cabin, contaminating
their own genetic structures, mixing it with the wolf essence, resulting
in men who become space werewolves, stalking human prey under the light of
the full moon, and infecting everyone they happen to bite."
"Great Scott," said Saul. "Thank goodness the
gypsies' shoddily-constructed rocket collapsed and killed them as they were
preparing for a second mission, this time carrying bear skins!"
"But wait," said Betty, suddenly alarmed. "That
happened the day before yesterday, and Dr. Pollack was bitten last night!
That means that it couldn't have been the gypsies who did it!"
"Exactly," said Ted, regarding the three scientists
seriously. "Which leaves us with a question -- how many of us did the gypsies
bite while they were here? I got bitten on the nose by Petrovik
during his post-orbit medical inspection -- he was apparently displeased
by what he perceived as a lower-than-comfortable hand temperature during
the latter part of the inspection."
Saul cast his eyes downward, but timidly raised
his left hand, revealing three bandaged fingers. "I had a card game with
a couple of 'em the night before."
Betty pulled back her sleeve to show a bandage
on her forearm. "We had an altercation in the changing room," she said.
Donna pointed to marks on her ankle. "That
was from Helga, the navigator. I was just trying to complain about this cheap
clock radio I bought from her husband..."
There was silence as the four scientists looked
amongst each other.
"It could be any one of us," Saul said at last.
"Exactly what I was thinking," said Ted. "But
I have a plan."
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