| PIGGY FROGGY
				  WEDDING 
				   I'm feeling woozy, tonight. I wasn't feeling
				  great earlier in the evening, and then, well, I watched a 3-D movie that
				  consisted almost entirely of lame CG animation centering around zooming really
				  fast through narrow tunnels, and so, without putting it too coarsely, I'm
				  totally gonna barf soon. 
				   
				   Not related, but I want to announce that my
				  brother Jason and his girlfriend Lori are gettin' themselves hitched! They
				  just told their respective parents, and everyone seems to be for it, and
				  should they decide to have the sort of wedding that calls for it, I'm gonna
				  be Best Man*. Finally, somebody acknowledges it! 
				   
				   Of course, his marriage means I'm a-gonna have
				  to do me some apartment hunting when the day arrives, and I can't possibly
				  convey to you in mere words how much I hate the process of moving. Furniture,
				  as you know, is made to stay in one place, and when people are forced to
				  move it, well, that's messing with the natural order, right there.
				  
				   
				   Anyways, it's a time of wonder and trepidation
				  -- which I'll have to ponder at a later date, because I think I might have
				  to go vomit now. Enjoy the comic! 
				   
				   *If they decide on something
				  less-traditional, I will take on the lesser title of Merely Adequate Man
				  at the reception. 
				   
				  
				  
				   
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